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    First Post is mine!

    Come on over to Bleeding Hollow Nikon! just started a new guild there would be nice to have some folks from yserbius.org in the guild... send me a mail or post here when you will be online.. Thanks Slo! for the guild slot...
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    Tater pads back in softly

    It's Grrreat to see the old place agin, brings tears back to me eyes. Hopefully some of me friends will find their way back home once more. *Hollers about for Fleetwood* I wish me old friend Fleet was still about. I suspect he is beyond that 'Cano *pointing out the window* doing some...
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    Cobwebs cough cough

    Jeez Slo you need to shake the cobwebs out of this place. nearly two years since anyone been in here. maybe you should sell this joint like i just sold Dragon Court to Fleetwood!
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    Dragon Court open for business

    Ye be offerin me sumtin for the old place? Hows about room and board upstairs for the rest of me long life!. An occasional mug of milk and oh ya make sure ya give me a room with a view of the cano. i want to watch fer trouble in cano and a call to arms! If that be all ok with ye i will notifi...
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    Dragon Court open for business

    *wakes up to a clean room* Hey now! how goes it my frund? hope all is well with ye!. You be the first in these parts in quiet some time, su i was doozing my wee little eyes acheckin fer pinhulls in 'em I dunt suppose ya brought any fresh milk wit ya did ya?
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    Taters for everyone!!

    Ahhh tis a new air abut this place!! Hail Cyren and Fleetwood,, LTNS Wow Slo this is really looking up, liking this alot.... Tater
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    Taters for everyone!!

    Walks back into the Tavern. After a brief time spent over in RolePlay Inn tavern. a short non descript dwarf, wearing only a worn Red thong pads quickly across the room to the mail basket Chuckles, " I won me a what?" what the blazes be a " makes some garbled sound in dwarven tongue "ok ok...
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    Taters for everyone!!

    Yeppers I be shakin this made for lovin LadyChina body of mine gettin ready fer Friday night!!! Bump and Grind Baby!!! tell me whos yer daddy!!! whos yer daddy!!! *Amidst the wash of magical lights and sound the whirl of dwarven flesh cast shadows on the walls as Tater, the non descript...
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    Taters for everyone!!

    "Bump and Grind babi!!!" Growls Tater,, "Bump and Grind!!"
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    Taters for everyone!!

    *Leather Straps on a old door make a soft sound as a short non descript dwarf wearing nothing but a Red Thong pads across the tavern floor into Dragons Court. The smell of sweat, ale and the general odor of not having bathed for since he was 2 months old when he mum accidently drupped him in the...
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    YSERBIAN IDOL

    <The lights drop down eriely low and a hush falls across the tavern and its occupants. Through the darkness on the stage a deep and booming voice reaches out to the audience. sending shivers down their spine.> "Deep from the lower levels of the Volcano. Straight to you here this eve in Dragons...
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    Stewed Tater

    <A Short Non Descript Dwarf Dressed Fully in a Furry Red Thong Shakes his money maker to "Land Down Under" as Tiger walks past with another Milk Cask> . "Hey!! Tiger!!!"Tater growls, " I'm playing our song buddy" Tater teases "Watch me shake me money maker." Tater turns his rosey cheeks to...
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    Stewed Tater

    "Whats that? Huh? Grand Ballroom? No thank ya This Thong is just fine but thanks for the Compliment" <Returns to Dancing the Short Non descript Dwarf Spins lazily while thinking of all the cold cold Milk that will be comsumed at the show>
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    Stewed Tater

    "hmm that sunds like funs to me. Maybe i can be a judge or better yet do a guest appearance as a dancer. maybe do a song,, "Did I shave my back for this" hmmm maybe i can be the mean judge with never a good thing to say. hmmm wonders if we cud get that flowergirl or Cyren to help juge the...
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    Stewed Tater

    <a short non-descript dwarf wearing a fur lined red thong swings sexily around in a tight circle. His stubby little fingers straining to grasp the pole in the center of the custom built dance platform. Soft rhythm of Land Down Under playing magically in the back ground> "Tis true my friend. It...
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