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Jail Break???!!!!!

Siddhartha

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It all started when Hav Knot got stuck in jail. All we wanted to do was bring him an ale - he is such an annoying beggar and booze is one way to shut him up. Well, that didn't work out so well. First we were tricked into saying naughty words by Hav Knot, just so he could get some company in jail. He was further able to convince us to attempt a jail break (We were not of weak mind, ale and his evil magic allowed us to be duped). They say that a picture is worth 1000 words...Let's find out....



An innocent rumble and a few challenges gets ugly



Hav Knot continues to attempt to mislead us as he stands by watching and laughing



The guards start to get mouthy, time for another lesson






Which leads to mouthy inmates....


In the end, the jail break was not successful and death took it's toll on us all.



We had to mine to get out. That is the last time I listen to a darn beggar. Lesson learned.

P.S. I think we can take them if we get more people!!!! Help us :)
 

Hav Knot

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LOOK!
LOOK!
LOOK AT ME!
I'M TALK-ING ON THIS DO-DAD THING-EE!
WHOO HOO!
CAN YOU HERE ME WHEN I TYPE WHOO HOO!?
IS SOME-BODY THERE?
HELLO!
HELLO!
IT FING-ERS YOU ALL IG-NOR-ING ME A-GEN.
HELLO?
DO I NEED TO TALK CLOSER TO THE SCREEN THING-EE?
MAY-BE I BROKE IT.
HAZE WILL BE MAD.
I ATE HIS FRESH BAKED PIES AND NOW BROKE THIS THING.

- he is such an annoying beggar
MY LORD SIDD HOW YOU SAY SUCH BAD THINGS ABOUT ME!
I'M FEEL-ING GEN-ER-OUS TO-DAY SO GIV ME 5 GOLD AND I'LL FOR-GET YOUR IN-SALT.

MEN-EE THANKS FOR GET-TING ME OUT OF JAIL!
OH NO SHHHH HAZE IS HOME!
DO-NOT TELL HIM I WAS HEAR
I'M GO-ING OUT THE BACK WIN-DOE BYE BYE!
 
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