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Jingle Bells Yserbius style!

Navic

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Originally by Ryk E Spoor (Modified by Navic)

RING THEIR BELLS
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Slashing through the wolves
With an adamantine blade
O’er the map we go
Through the orcs we wade
Mace on helmets ring
Making a hellofa fight
What fun it is to laugh and sing
Our slaying song tonight!


(chorus)
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with bows and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these mobs away!

Crashing through the door
Into a dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Wand of Cold
And out his fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making Giants fall
And our theif finds a hidden door
Into the Secret hall!

(chorus)

Then appears a Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something hard.
He begins to cast
A nasty Death Dart spell
Bloody lich throws a Gate at us
Poof! we're in a Prison cell!

(chorus)

We find ourselves standing
Before King Cleowyn´s throne
Our Cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
En-Li-kil´s legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Ranger blows his Harvest Horn
And NUKES 'em 'till they GLOW!

Oh, ring their bells with Prayers and Spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and Spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!

or something like that =P
 
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