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Sunny Monday Morning

Dewm

Active Members
#1
*Tries to hide his eyes with his hands from the horrible light blazing down from the sun and walks in the tavern* Damn, I remember when this place had so much fog, you never got to see the light of day. *Look around at the empty tavern* Ah typical, damn lazy asses. *picks a human KOY head out of his backpack and turns it upside down, pokes his finger in the chopped neck as if he was fishing for something*
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#2
DEWWWWWWWWM!

That's all I've got. And ahead of time, I have some spells ready for any inconvenient messes.

How are you and what are you doing?
 

Dewm

Active Members
#3
CYYYYYREEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!! *p00ps on the floor* crap! Oh well at least the spells will come in handy :) *attempts to throw the KOY head out the window and hits the wall instead*
 

Dewm

Active Members
#5
How about casting "Running Hamster" I've heard there are many fun games you can play with a hamster and a toilet paper tube, lighter, some duck tape, and willing participants :twisted:
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#6
I've heard that you can end up requiring the services of a discreet cleric through suggesting or participating in such activities.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#7
Participating maybe, and some surgical thread, but suggesting nah, it's especially enjoyable when the have long nails and can run quickly, make sure you keep a tight ring if you know what I mean :twisted: :twisted:
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#8
Nudge, nudge, say no more.

Now I'm casting the magic hamster ball on all the local rodents.

You are a sick man, Dewm.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#11
The balance of life is to have the right amount of decay on the inside :twisted: While your at it, might want to wash the vacuum cleaner and all the funny looking bottles too :twisted:
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#12
Dewm, you definitely have a clear and powerful effect of not making me want to eat or drink anything I haven't seen go from source to implement.

Auuugh!
 

Dewm

Active Members
#15
Bah, you are so depressing, just cause you've finally come to the evil side doesn't mean you got to be all down, enjoy the nasty dirty walls and of course enjoy the Dewm :twisted:
 

Vena

Inactive Members
#16
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*reads this and shakes head* I prefer satire, lust and erotica...to each his own *downs her wine* Mmmm *burp* Good wine...
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#18
Hello Vena. If you want to satire and lustfully eroticize Dewm, have a go.

I choose my targets a tad less...aromatically.

And SnowWolfe wouldn't approve.
 

Vena

Inactive Members
#19
Not at all...

I have me eyes on another, but thanks for the offer Cyren. As for you Dewm, urine is not my tea. I prefer saliva from a sweet tongue...
 
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