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    If I were a Pumpkin

    Arboc reaches behind and grabs a small hot coal from the fire, and quickly throws at the hissing reptile, "Keep your pets off the furniture Bones. Wouldn't want to have to whack it on it's nose with a rolled up parchment or anything else that's handy." The mighty Knight smirks toward the...
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    The parapets.

    Riding as fast as he could, The man called Arboc races thru the woods of the Sword Swamp. He is riding far off the normal trail. He must reach the parapets before a certain "Lady" does. Weaving his head up and dow, avoiding low branches, Arboc put the spurs to his stead. The pale horse...
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    If I were a Pumpkin

    The tavern door opens and steps in Arboc the true, back from a long hard ride. "evening all", say the mighty Knight as he closes the door behind him. Sword on his hip, and a mace in his hand, Arboc walks over to Lishler and says, "Hello little warrior. I'm glad you made it back to the hollow...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    *As the sun hangs lower in the day's sky then it did when Arboc the True sat down to eat, the stable boy Oscar, sitting next to his father riding on the family wagon, appears at the top of a low hill, heading for the Knight and his guests. Arboc spots the boy and waves to him.* "Nav, ol'buddy...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    Feeling a tug on his boots, Arboc puts down his goblet and says, “What are you doing you little dust mop? Those are my good boots. Now stop it.” The Knight reaches down and picks up puppy and places him in his lap. He tries to pet the dog, puppy nips at Arboc’s finger tips. “Ahhh, no...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    Arboc begins to chuckle at Navic’s statement, “Lady Friend!? That’s a new one Navic. LC is far from a friend one could ever be. More like a fiend. But first, a toast.” Arboc raise’s his goblet and says, “To the memory of fallen comrades of long forgotten quests. May their tankers always be...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    “OWWW!!!!” Arboc yells. “Damn little fuzz ball bit me. I wasn’t going to hurt him. Geez, no sense of humor.” The Knight examines his hand where the pup bit him. “Navic this furry little rodent belongs to you? Tenacious little thing isn’t it? I like that. Has moxie for such a little...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    "I see we have an univited guess little knight." The mighty Knight says as he starts a stare down contest with a little fuzz ball seated across the table from him. Arboc picks up his butter knife and says in a very sarcastic tone, "Shall I dispose it? It would be no problem, one quick flick...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    Arboc responded, "Well everything here on this table is very tasty. If it wasn't, Do you think I would an ant with a funny hat on?" Arboc proceeds to eat his salad. "After we eat, I'll take you back to your mother. Remember, a good knight does not run away from her parents. A good knight...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    Arboc rolls his eyes and shakes his head at the little knight. "No child, we're have FEZ-Ant not PEZ-ANT. Pheasant, it's a type of big chicken." The mighty Knight pours himself a glass of wine. "your mother is right, spinach is very good for growing knights. All green vegetables are good...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    Arboc stares intently at the child knight for almost a minute. Arboc, the man who slain a thousand enemies. A man, who the devil himself wouldn’t challenge, is now confronted by a little girl dressed in tin armor and holding a wooden sword. The tenacity of this pint size-wanna-be hero strikes...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    “I will send for you when I’m ready, Milady!” Arboc shouts at the departing LadyChina. As the swamp witch walks away, Arboc’s concentration is broken by the sound of a child. The mighty Knight begins to look around, he finally sees a small little girl, dressed in a Knight’s armor, approaching...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    Lying on the ground, feeling very humiliated. Arboc sits straight up, reaches behind his back and draws a long steel dagger. He slices the leather that bound his knees in one quick motion. Then the Knight stands on his feet and brushes the dirt from his clothes. Arboc stares at LadyChina...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    Arboc slowly turns towards the person calling his name. He steps into the sunlight smiling. He nods his head and says,”LadyChina, thank you for coming. I hope your journey from the swamp was pleasurable one? Please come closer. I have taken the liberty of having some lunch prepared for us...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    As Arboc reaches the runis south of Misty Hollow, the family he has employed has already placed the table and chairs underneath the old willow tree. The Knight is wearing a dark emerald green silk shirt with a coal black vest. His riding trousers are a light charcoal gray, and his boots are...
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