**A Short Non Descript Dwarf wearing only that of a Red Thong comes wandering down stairs as the Evening Crowd begins to crowd into the Tavern. Folks watch as the 3 foot high warrior pads across the floor in barefeet to the bar. The Bartender seeing him coming reaches over the bar and hands Tater a tall cold glass of Frothy Milk and a saucer with 2 Chocolate Chip Cookies. All watch with certain amusement as this childlike Dwarf slams the milk back stuffs his face with the cookies and belches..............ACK!!!**
CUT!!!!
<Director> Belch , BELCH how many times i gotta tell ya Tater! Belch.!!!
"Sorry i keep gettin my functions fused, all a Tater wants to do is dance!!" Taters says.
**Milk coated beard filled with crumbs, Tater barely reaching the bar sets his glass and saucer up on the counter rolling his eyes at the director :roll: pads across the floor to the makeshift stage. All eyes on Tater now some old and some new as he does a couple stretches. Tater reaches out and grabs the pole in the middle of the Stage**
##MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS Tater Spins on the Pole##
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
"Get on up here folks Give it up for lil Old Tater!! I accept all Major CC and you can leave your tips in that jar there!!" Tater Yells over the music as he dances to the Rythmn. " Co mere ya all and drop a gold piece fer the Tater.!!!"
** Watching several of the occupants turn away as if abou tto lose it all, Tater Laughs and turns his back to the audience and does a short(pun intended) booty shake**
"Cmon folks kep the Tater in Milk and Cookies!!"
**and so once again the entertainment for Misty Hollow begins again for the evening**
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CUT!!!!
<Director> Belch , BELCH how many times i gotta tell ya Tater! Belch.!!!
"Sorry i keep gettin my functions fused, all a Tater wants to do is dance!!" Taters says.
**Milk coated beard filled with crumbs, Tater barely reaching the bar sets his glass and saucer up on the counter rolling his eyes at the director :roll: pads across the floor to the makeshift stage. All eyes on Tater now some old and some new as he does a couple stretches. Tater reaches out and grabs the pole in the middle of the Stage**
##MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS Tater Spins on the Pole##
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
"Get on up here folks Give it up for lil Old Tater!! I accept all Major CC and you can leave your tips in that jar there!!" Tater Yells over the music as he dances to the Rythmn. " Co mere ya all and drop a gold piece fer the Tater.!!!"
** Watching several of the occupants turn away as if abou tto lose it all, Tater Laughs and turns his back to the audience and does a short(pun intended) booty shake**
"Cmon folks kep the Tater in Milk and Cookies!!"
**and so once again the entertainment for Misty Hollow begins again for the evening**
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