CHATROOM - aka MAKESHIFT TAVERN

[LadyChina]

The makeshift tavern is up and running. Navic is behind the bar pouring ale. Cyren is currently handcuffed and in a hard chair with a very bright light creating an unexpected sideeffect of our very first WET T-SHIRT contest. She's the only contestant, so I'm betting she's going to win. ON THE OTHER HAND... the bastions could be stormed and others may find their way into the contest before I turn off the bright light in order to save on the energy bill.

In order to stay in the CHATROOM and still cruise around this site, open two www.yserbius.org windows.

I'm waiting for you.

*slaps her quirt down, smiles*

 

[Cyren]

I think I'm tied to a chair or I'd be running there already!

There's shiny lights! And stuff!

 

[Navic]

You all missed copper beer night! Our grand opening and next to nobody showed... that's ok... ya's didn't miss much... only a nice display of a lovely lady wielding a barbed whip... wet t-shirt contest, both men and women... I won! Tater bust'd a move and slay'd the first two rows (Bones showed to claim the bodies)... the twister game was brought out, Cyren is very flexable)... we played Throw the Halfling, thanx for volunteering Fleetwood, I know a good Cleric... Tig was there taking pictures, ya got a good one of Slo, can ya say blackmail?
The good news for yas that missed it... I have it on Beta and 8-track
<goes to his loft to pass-out>

 

[Bones]

Hmm, I had no knowledge of my presence in chat, but sounds like I missed a good time. Perhaps I shall visit there soon, dead body parts prove useful in helping with a certain travelling companion of mine :twisted:

P.S. There is another registered 'Bones', my chat name will be Bones_DMY

 

[Navic]

Sorry Bones... didn't mean to mis-represent ya... i was two sheets to the wind (thanx Cyren!) I could've mis-taken ya for Tiger... he's a boney lil... [Edit: rated PG sorry] This eve, I must've warped him 7 times with Cleowyn's magical Tire Iron of Doom!

 

[Nyzzrym]

WET T-SHIRT contest

A'vast me hearties! I paid a visit to yer tavern spectin some fair lass's and there be'n none! Atleast there be no thong wearin dwarf arrr!

 

[Bourne]

Wet shirts? I don't see the point... take it all off if'n ya wanna advertise yer wares....

 

[Navic]

Comments like that Bourne will get ya a free steak dinner and all ya can drink ale when the tav opens up

Hey Nyzzrym, pay your tab next time ya guppy! :twisted:

 

[Nyzzrym]

my chat name will be Bones_DMY

8O

Blimey! you be'n Billy Bones! The very one me mate's and I had walk de plank to thee abyss!?

 

[Bones]

I walk the plank for no man. You have me mistaken sir Nyzarizmazzyzm. These bones died of other.. unnatural.. causes hehehe