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LadyChina

Inactive Members
#1
That Island of Doom is FUUUUUUUUNY.

I'll tell you right now, Dan - SORRY! Ohhhh, if only you could have seen how acrobatically graceful I was as I apparently seperating you from the rest of the merry band of detainees. *snickers*

Err... SORRY!

I'm sure its gonna be okay.

pretty sure.

It COULD be.

We'll find out, eh?

I swear, this site is worth a donation EVERY month. Its like a brain fund. Some just have theirs eaten, and others are sorta moldy, but its all good, fo' shizzle! ;p
 

Tiger

Active Members
#2
Hehehehe....Brain Fund? Wouldn't it be closer to brain fodder? ;-p

Slick, (AKA Dapper Dan) will be fine... I think... LOL, Fleet keeps telling me "In good time".... Hmmmm... :?
 

Fleetwood

Message for Upgrade
#3
The time is NOW...

Seriously though, I am trying to keep as many players who want to participate as involved in the story as I can. I know that Real Life can pull one away from the Fun Stuff, so I don't want players who cannot post all the time to get swept away by the action.

I don't want to turn this into a dialog going back and forth with only one or two players and then find out someone wanted to do something two pages ago.

Please don't take the above as a criticism in any shape manner or form. Everyone should be encouraged to post as much and as often as they want. Active players are cool.

The take home message is that I am still playing with the timing, and feel free to drop me a line if you want the action to go faster (or slower).
 

LadyChina

Inactive Members
#5
Hell YES you're doing a grand job. I'm really hoping that we can find an ear of popping corn and Dan's head will be set on fire quite close to the cob, and then we'll have POPCORN, due to the excessive amounts of hair oil that has been referenced. Oh sure, you think it sounds gross? Hey, I ate a piece of bread with bugs. Hair oil popcorn is NOTHING.

Ohh... we could have Yserbius Fear Factor. You know I truly did adore Grimster even though he never could stand me (alas, such is my life with the Mercs), and he told me once about how he liked to (PLEASE DO NOT READ ON IF YOU HAVE A SQUEAMISH STOMACH) eat his wife's used tampons, especially the ones with big blood clots. *laughs* Eh hem...

Then SEROS, who I also truly liked and who couldn't stand me, (his name is SORES spelled backwards, by the way), said, "Well you know he wasn't SERIOUS." - I ask you, does it matter? No.

Ideas - I'm full of it... 'em. !
 

Dapper_Dan_Bronds

Message for Upgrade
#6
Sorry I haven't been on the boards to much lately. Seems the Queen had need for me... the lovely lady asked me to move some antique tables for her. Good news is, I'm back from Holiday!
Fleetwood 'ol chap, your adventure is absolutely smashing! A little tuning and it'll run like my Aston Martin DB5. <runs a hand thru hair>
Of course it's been my pleasure to partake in this adventure with such fine roleplayers. LadyChina, easy on the hair love.
Don't fear my friends, soon I'll have this ship under my command. Then, it'll be martini's and caviar for the remander of the voyage. <runs a hand thru hair>

Cheers!
 

Tiger

Active Members
#10
No, I knew the instent he showed up on the boat.... And thats why I'm scared to know what he's goina do out on the boat by himself.... :roll:

We're all goina die.... :roll:
 
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